The Final WAGdown... (seriously, its over...no one is joining the party)

The Final Countdown. Europe. Germany. Hitler. Hairdo is making me feel ill and we have crashed the party. Karma Police. Fish Police. Phish. Jam Band. Knotts Berry Farm. Farmer in the Dell. Dude, you're getting a Dell. Dude, Where's My Car. Seann William Scott. Dred Scott v. Sanford. and son. Redd Foxx. Foxy Lady. Jimi Hendrix. Purple Haze. Hazy Shade of Winter. Winter Wonderland. Wonderfalls. Canceled TV Show. Fish Police again. Police Squad. Naked Gun. OJ Simpson. Tropicana. Tropicana Field. Houston Astros. Astro. Jetsons. Jetset. JET magazine."Only Weekly News Magazine for African-Americans." What about the West Indians - they don't count - also, can't African-Americans read Time or Newsweek? Racist editors of JET magazine. Racists. George Bush doesn't care about black people. Kanye West. West Side Story.

Red Flyer WAGon

Red Flyer. Philidelphia Flyers. Philly cheesesteak. Stake your claim. Claim Jumper. Jumper. 3rd Eye Blind. Melon. No Rain. Rainn Wilson. Vollyball. Governor's Ball. Arnold S. I'll be back! to the future. The future conan? the barbarian. Arnold again. Mr. Drummond. Diff'rent Strokes. Dana Plato. Plato. The Academy. Of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. Oscar. Wilde. Wild n' Out. Nick Cannon. Pachelbel's Canon. Weddings. Singer. Sandler. Sandman. Neil Gaiman. Stardust. Dusty Rhodes. 3 Amigos. 

Friday the 13th...WAG!

Jason Vorhees. Lark Vorhees. Saved By The Bell. The Bell Jar. Jarhead. Sam Mendes. Eva Mendes. Hitch. Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Galaxy Quest. Alan Rickman. Man, Its So Loud In Here. Obscure They Might Be Giants Track. New York Giants. Lawrence Taylor. Mr. Lawrence. Cobra Kai. Sweep the Leg. She's got legs, she knows how to use them. ZZ Top. Top of New York aka T.O.N.Y. Tony Danza. Who's the Boss? Hugo Boss. Hugo Weaving. Basket Weaving. Basketball. sweat from my balls. CB4. Chris Rock. and Roll All Night. Paul Stanley. Stanley Steamer. Cleveland Steamer. Cavaliers. Lebron James.

WAG the DOG #031109

Wag The Dog. Dustin Hoffman. Tootsie. Mr Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie center of a tootsie pop? Timex takes a licking and keeps on ticking. Ticks. Lyme Disease. You're a disease and I'm the cure. Cobra. Sly Stallone. Sly and the Family Stone. Dance to the Music. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution 9. Turn Me on Dead Man. Walking. Sean Penn. Pen is mightier than the sword. Swordfish. Perfect Storm. Picture Perfect. Picture yourself on a boat on a river. River Phoenix. Phoenix Suns. Sons and Daughters.

#31009

boots electric. electric light orchestra. tripping the light fantastic. fantastic four. stan lee. stanley ipkiss. the mask. the man in the iron mask. jeremy irons. die hard with a vengence. samuel l jackson. mace windu. windmills. netherlands. nether regions. lady parts. ladyfingers. dessert. desert. Sahara. Matthew McConaughey. Dazed and Confused. Richard Linklater. Sausage Links. Sausage King of Chicago. Abe Froman. Afro. afro sheen. Charlie Sheen. Charlie the Tuna. Ahi. Sashimi. Me Myself and I. De La Soul. Soul Coughing. The nighttime sniffling sneezing coughing aching stuffy head fever so you can rest medicine. Nyquil. Quills. Geoffrey Rush. Rush. Geddy Lee.

Monday 399 - WAG Returns

Reebok Pumps. Pump Up The Volume. Christian Slater. AC Slater. AC Milan. Milano Cookies. Cookie Monster. Monster dot com. Fear dot com. Fear. Mark Wahlberg. The Departed. Scorcese. Casino. The Flamingo. Flamingoes. Miami Vice opening credits. Credit cards. Visa. Its everywhere you want to be. Or not to be. Hamlet. Ophelia. Do you feel like I do. Frampton Comes Alive. Alive! Cannibalism.

Day 3: It's On.

Wilford Brimley. Binford Tools. Home Improvement. Wilson. Brian Wilson. Life of Brian. Monty Python. Anaconda. Jennifer Lopez. Left Eye Lopez. Eye of the Tiger. Chester Cheetah, Westchester, Suburb, Submarine, Crimson Tide, Gene Hackman, Hacksaw, Bonesaw, Spider-Man, Man on Wire.

Day 2.

Sean Combs. Puff Daddy. Puff the Magic Dragon. Reign of Fire. Christian Bale. Christian Shepherd. Dead. Resurrected. Jesus Jones. Right Here, Right Now. Van Halen. In a Van Down By the River. Chris Farley. Farley is dead. For Better or Worse.

Get it started.

Indiana Jones. Jones Soda. Soda Popinksi. Punch Out! Out of Sight. George Clooney. George of the Jungle. Jungle Fever. Spike Lee. Geddy Lee.