Monday, March 16, 2009
The Final WAGdown... (seriously, its over...no one is joining the party)
The Final Countdown. Europe. Germany. Hitler. Hairdo is making me feel ill and we have crashed the party. Karma Police. Fish Police. Phish. Jam Band. Knotts Berry Farm. Farmer in the Dell. Dude, you're getting a Dell. Dude, Where's My Car. Seann William Scott. Dred Scott v. Sanford. and son. Redd Foxx. Foxy Lady. Jimi Hendrix. Purple Haze. Hazy Shade of Winter. Winter Wonderland. Wonderfalls. Canceled TV Show. Fish Police again. Police Squad. Naked Gun. OJ Simpson. Tropicana. Tropicana Field. Houston Astros. Astro. Jetsons. Jetset. JET magazine."Only Weekly News Magazine for African-Americans." What about the West Indians - they don't count - also, can't African-Americans read Time or Newsweek? Racist editors of JET magazine. Racists. George Bush doesn't care about black people. Kanye West. West Side Story.
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West Side Story. The Neverending Story. Atreyu vs The Nothing. "If we're about to die anyway, I'd rather die fighting! Come for me, G'mork! *I* am Atreyu!" G'mork. Mork and Mindy. Aging backwards. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. F Scott Fitzgerald. F Murray Abraham. Serpico (uncredited). Al Pacino. Alpa Chino. Tropic Thunder. I don't read script, script reads me. and Julio Down By the School Yard. Paul Simon. and Simon. Private detective. Dick Tracy. Santomarco. Polo! Ralph Lauren. Ralph Wiggum. "Will you be my mommy? You smell like dead bunnies." Playboy. Naked. David Sedaris. Amy Sedaris. Elf. Faizon Love. Made. Vaughn. "I'm a tall drink of water, I gotta stretch my shit out." Noah Moskin. Parental Control.
ReplyDeleteMission Control. This is Major Tom to Ground Control // For here am I sitting in a tin can. you feel the love tonight. tonight. Smashing pumpkins. Pumpkin. Ricci. Wednesday Addams. John Quincy Adams. Quincy. Medical Examiner. Examine her I barely know her! her eyes are a million blue miles. big lebowski soundtrack. julianne moore. morse code. code red. redrum. murder. murder of crows. crow's nest. sailor. sea men. separate the men from the boys. town. our town. broadway. How many times have I told you, never call chicks broads. Obscure UHF quote. oh, a red snapper...very tasty.
ReplyDelete... very tasty. Taste it. Suck it. To the base. ball. hall of fame. Cooperstown, NY. NY, NY. New York, New York (Sinatra). New York (Ryan Adams). New York (U2). New York (Cat Power). The New York Times. The Times They Are A-Changin'. Bob Dylan. Like a Rolling Stone. Keith Richards. King Richard. BB King. BB gun. Gunner Nelson. Ricky Nelson. Ricki Lake. Lake of Fire. Nirvana Unplugged in New York. Where Did You Sleep Last Night. Leadbelly. Huddie Ledbetter. Yellow Ledbetter. Pearl Jam. Matt Cameron. Cameron Crowe. Singles. soundtrack. Dyslexic Heart. Paul Westerberg. Go west, young man. Young Guns 2. Shot down in a blaze of glory. Glory Days. The Boss. George Steinbrenner. NY Yankees. New York. I (HEART) NY t-shirt. (the) Tourist. Radiohead. We hope that you choke, that you choke, that you choke ...
ReplyDeleteChuck Pahlaniuk. Fight Club. Sandwich. French Dip. I put your hand up on my hip when I dip you dip we dip. Freak Nasty. Freakshow. Creepshow. Creep. Radiohead. Thom Yorke. Yorkshire pudding. Vanilla pudding. Vanilla Sky. Cameron Crowe. Jerry Maguire. Rod Tidwell. Rodney King. King. T.I. Big Things Poppin'. Fresh. Crescent Rolls. Crescent City. The Big Easy. The Big Chill. Kevin Kline. A Fish Called Wanda. Sykes. One-armed man in The Fugitive. Andrew Davis. Bette Davis. Ned Beatty. Deliverance. Bubba Sparxxx. Ms New Booty. Ying Yang Twins. Minnesota Twins. St. Paul. McCartney.
ReplyDeleteBeatles. Beetles. Insects. Incest. Incense and Peppermints. Peppermint Patty. Charlie Brown. Brown v. Board of Education. we don't need no education. Pink Floyd. Dark Side of the Moon. River. Rivers Cuomo. Mario Cuomo. New York Governor. David Patterson. Blind. Turn a blind eye. aye aye captain. Captain Kangaroo. Jack. Jerry O'Connell. Stand By Me. Stand and Deliver. Deliver us from evil. Evil Dead. This game is dead. game over. game over man. aliens.
ReplyDeleteCameron. Crowe. Russell. The Insider. Inside Man. Spike Lee. Spike TV. Murder. Angela Lansbury. Manchurian Candidate. The Candidate. Robert Redford. Ford Fusion. Ford Fairlane. Andrew Dice Clay. Clay Pigeons. Vince Vaughn. Mo Vaughn. Mo' Better Blues. Blues Brothers. Belushi. K-9. K-19: The Widowmaker. Bad accents. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. Robbie Coltrane.
ReplyDeleteJohn Coltrane. Heroin. Lou Reed. Past tense of read is read. Otis Redding. Sitting on the dock of the bay. Bayside Tigers. Bengal tiger. Illegal pet. Illegal Alien. Foreigner. I Want to Know What Love Is. All Around. the Troggs. Wild Thing, you make my heart sing / you make everything groovy / Groove Is In the Heart. Heart-attack man. Beastie Boys. In the rap soup my beats is stock. Market. Crash. Into Me. Dave Mathews Band. Band of Horses. John Madden's Horse Trailer. Player of the game. Player of the week. Most Valuable Player. I'm not a Player I just crush/fuck a lot. Ronnie Lott. San Francisco 49ers. Super Bowl. Bowl of Oranges. Bright Eyes. "it's the ones with the sorest throats, oh laura, who've done the most singing." In the Rain. Blame it on something/ blame it on the rain. Milli Vanilli. Dreadlocks. Lenny Kravitz (early years). "Baby it ain't over 'til it's over." Word association game.
ReplyDeletethis sure was fun.
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