Friday, March 13, 2009

Friday the 13th...WAG!

Jason Vorhees. Lark Vorhees. Saved By The Bell. The Bell Jar. Jarhead. Sam Mendes. Eva Mendes. Hitch. Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Galaxy Quest. Alan Rickman. Man, Its So Loud In Here. Obscure They Might Be Giants Track. New York Giants. Lawrence Taylor. Mr. Lawrence. Cobra Kai. Sweep the Leg. She's got legs, she knows how to use them. ZZ Top. Top of New York aka T.O.N.Y. Tony Danza. Who's the Boss? Hugo Boss. Hugo Weaving. Basket Weaving. Basketball. sweat from my balls. CB4. Chris Rock. and Roll All Night. Paul Stanley. Stanley Steamer. Cleveland Steamer. Cavaliers. Lebron James.

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  1. King James. Jamie King. King Midas. Trust the Midas touch. I Touch Myself (the song, not other stuff. don't judge me). Me, Myself, and I. De La Soul. Filet of Sol. Chick-Filet. Hot chicks and douchebags DOT com. Hot chicks and grocery bags. Grocery store. Vons. Von Hayes. Phillies. Ryan Howard. Howard Hughes. Kept his pee. HoPI indians. Cleveland Indians. Albert Belle. For whom the bell tolls. Tollbooth scene in the Godfather. James Caan. Mr. Henry. You know one day you're going to wake up and realize that you no longer have a brother/ And you no longer have any friends/ And on that day, I'm gonna be front and center laughing my fucking head off.

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  2. Head off. Face Off. Nick Cage. Just A Bird in a Gilded Cage. Screen Actors Guild. SAG. Saggy boobs. Gravity. sir isaac newton. Fig Newton. Go Figure. Ok GO. Here it Goes Again. Here We Go Again. WhiteSnake. Black Snake Moan. Moon. Moonstruck. Nick Cage again. Nickelodeon. Spongebob Squarepants. Pants off Dance Off. Face Off again. John Woo. Whoopi Goldberg. Adam Goldberg. Hebrew Hammer. Please don't Hurt Em. Can't Touch This. I've toured around the world, from london to the bay. of pigs. Pigs in a Blanket. Small pox in a blanket. Biological warfare. All's fair in love and war. what is it good for?

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  3. Absolutely nothin'. Absolutely Fabulous. Drunk British chicks. Amy Winehouse. House wine. Cheap. Stained lips. strained relationships. strainer. trainer. British for athletic shoes. British Knights. Knight of the Round Table. Pizza. Hungry. Hungry Eyes. One look at you and I can't disguise my ... Brilliant Disguise. Bruce Springsteen. Blinded By the Light. Natural Ice Light Beer.

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  4. Light My Fire. Jim Morrison. Toni Morrison. Song of Solomon. Solomon's Key. Awesome NES game. Game On. Waynes World. What The World Needs Now is Love Sweet Love. Sweet Nothings. Much Ado About Nothing. Keanu Reeves. Christopher Reeves. Superman. Man of Steel. Steel Magnolias. Julia Roberts. Robert Kardashian. Mustasche.

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  5. ford mustasche. magnum P.I. magnum condoms. condemned building. mr belding. saved by the bell again. jesse spano. short attention span. ADD. Subtract. Subway. Five Dollar Foot Long. Long Duck Dong. Ding dong the witch is dead. Dead poets society. menace II society. the phantom menace. jar jar binks. jar of jelly. jellyfish. reel big fish. ska.

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  6. skank. paris hilton. paris hilton's stupid spoiled whore video playset. southpark. awesome episode about the jonas brothers. purity rings. the ring. gore verbinski. pirates of the caribbean. orlando bloom. bloomers. old lady panties. lady fingers. cookies. cookie monster. can you tell me how to get to sesame street? childhood flashbacks. flashdance. jennifer beals. jennifer love hewitt. love stinks. j geils band.

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  7. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. What About Bob? What About Us? US Airways. Trachea. Tracheotomy. ER. Eriq LaSalle. Eric the Red. Red Dawn. Fights Grease! Grease is the Word! the bird bird bird, bird is the word. Ladybird Johnson. Magic Johnson. Magic! Lance Burton. Tim Burton. Nightmare Before Christmas. At Ground Zero. Weird Al. Franken. Stein. Win Ben Stein's Money. Eddie Money. Eddie Izzard. Androgeny. Garbage. Shirley Manson. Charles Manson. Charles Grodin. Beethoven. That's right, Beethoven, the dog movie from 1992. 2 Legit 2 Quit. Smoking? Thank You For Not Smoking. Aaron Eckhart.

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