Wednesday, March 11, 2009
WAG the DOG #031109
Wag The Dog. Dustin Hoffman. Tootsie. Mr Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie center of a tootsie pop? Timex takes a licking and keeps on ticking. Ticks. Lyme Disease. You're a disease and I'm the cure. Cobra. Sly Stallone. Sly and the Family Stone. Dance to the Music. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution 9. Turn Me on Dead Man. Walking. Sean Penn. Pen is mightier than the sword. Swordfish. Perfect Storm. Picture Perfect. Picture yourself on a boat on a river. River Phoenix. Phoenix Suns. Sons and Daughters.
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